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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.