What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full