What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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A wiggle wyrm.

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.