What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.