What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

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What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....