Hickey Jokes

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.