Because asteroids was already taken.
He works them out with a pencil.
A stand up guy
Surely they should be called asteroids?:
If I fits I sitz.
Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.
An elephant with an umbrella!
You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's
Alright, let's get down to beeswax!
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Stop talking in secret code.
A morese-quito!
Falafel Raptors. (sorry)
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
The bear maximum
And
Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what
They always finish last.
The ultrasound guy
A necromancer
A Neckromancer
