Because asteroids was already taken.
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He works them out with a pencil.
A stand up guy
Surely they should be called asteroids?:
If I fits I sitz.
Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
A necromancer
Jahbless
Wooden you like to know
4. Prophet.
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
We don't need an asteroid...
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
Make me one with everything.
She worked it out with a pencil.
Math teachers, because every student counts.
