The ultrasound guy
A stand up guy
They always finish last.
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!
4. Prophet.
Cause nice guys always finish last.
A Chrysler
He's always nailed to the boards....
Rex (made this one up myself!)
Names
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
Polyarmory
BLEEE-AAAACH!
YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Sea-men. My brother told me that
A dope ring.
A philosorapper
Art
I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"