Nice Guy Jokes

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

Pretty good

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!