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Nice Guy Jokes

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

Art

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"