Nice Guy Jokes

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.