The ultrasound guy
A stand up guy
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!
4. Prophet.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Because she didn't see it coming.
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
He brought the wrong carrion.
Because he's the fire starter.
He works them out with a pencil.
A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
The box said 2-4 years!
Omelette you finish
He had deadlines to meet
A Klondike Bar
Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
Where my dogs at?
