Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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Cause beer is made with hops.

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Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.