Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Nice Guy Jokes More Nice Guy Jokes

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.