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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?

Mercy!

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Nice Guy Jokes More Nice Guy Jokes

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!