Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why was the scarecrow given an award?

Cause he was out standing in his field

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy