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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

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Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy