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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
You make my temperature rise.
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Because he was kneaded.
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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
You make my temperature rise.
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