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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Hot Day Jokes More Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.