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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.