How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days