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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.