How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.