How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days