What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine