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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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Because he charges!

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"