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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine