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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Atm Machine Jokes More Atm Machine Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"