What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

When a girl has a ponytail... -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle?

A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.

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Tomorrow

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Santa's little Elvis.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

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What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"