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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine