Atm Machine Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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You use an o-silly-scope!

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Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

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I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Good Machine Jokes More Good Machine Jokes

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!