What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

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Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Reclaiming black bodies.

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