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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

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One has hope in her soul...

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One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm