A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
Ones in a cup
Because people get all up in his grill.
Pump kin.
He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
The ATM
Pound an alarm
