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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

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Try picking them up!

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I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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An amoeboo!

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They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Bring her flours

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Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!