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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj