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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

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What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!*

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.