What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM