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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"