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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"