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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation