He's afraid of the draft.
It's purrrfect.
He didn't like dealing with reservations.
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....
Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
Because they are surrounded by drafts!