Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts