Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!