Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

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Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.