Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

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Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.