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Atm Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Common Jokes More Common Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

Good Machine Jokes More Good Machine Jokes

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!