Atm Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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He kneaded the dough.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"