An ATM machine
Because America is never wrong.
Because he charges!
The ATM
Sperm banks.
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
The trainer responds, "The ATM"
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
He kneaded the dough
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
He needed some time to himself to decompose.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
They both like to pork.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
I D K
Pick a cod, any cod!
He kept picking holes in everything!
The vending machine.
Everywhere.
It made him wed his plants!