What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What do you call an employee at a sperm bank?

A nutjob

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest