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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

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What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz.

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!