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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

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Hemorrhoid Jokes More Hemorrhoid Jokes

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!