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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.