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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it." "Ugh, that's so."

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.