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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.