What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls