What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.