What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.