What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.