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What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.