Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
We don't miss Harambe.
He's a keeper
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
When you repost it.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!
Because it's a mini soda.
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
DODGE!!!
He didn't
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
