Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
It got fired.
The people miss Harambe.
Because people might think you have a stutter.
Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
They branch out
On and on anon.
Only 12. One for every month.
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
Im hard
He had no attachments.
GtOnly if you go aks your mother.
He's trying to age disgracefully!
Acting
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
Cloning.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "