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What are French journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Who's there! Alf! Alf who?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.