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What are French journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

Froid