Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
Because it's such a bonne ide.
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Bonjour
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Fireunemployed.
A firequaker!
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
