Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.