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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Euro Disney Jokes More Euro Disney Jokes

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.