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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"

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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.