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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms