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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.