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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

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Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

Why

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

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How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.