Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

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Paul stop monkeying around!

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He caught her in a 4-way

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How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms