Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome