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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin