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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.