What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000