What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.