He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
February... because it has the least number of days
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
That's a huge axe man!
It got fired.
Because he cleaned out the vault.
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
They were both caught with hands in their drawers.
A trillionaire.
You will lose every hand.
She never let go, Jack.
Let's jack it.
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.
He nose what he's doing
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
