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Masterbate Jokes

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

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I Love Pizza & You

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

Allahu ackbar!!

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Beef Stroganoff Jokes More Beef Stroganoff Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.