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What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

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Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

You get a VHS tape.

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Xd Jokes More Xd Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.