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Masterbate Jokes

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

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What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

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What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home