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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.