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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!