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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What's hotter, green or red peppers?

Green "Nope. Green."