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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?