What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.