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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there! Alceste! Alceste who?

Alceste to meet him later!

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field