Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

What's the worst kind of media?

Chlamydia

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How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing?

Your domain or mine

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers