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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers