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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Peer Jokes More Peer Jokes

How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing?

Your domain or mine

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers