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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

Lololololololol-- --lololololol

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

Peer Jokes More Peer Jokes

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing?

Your domain or mine