What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.