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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)