What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

What do you call a lost crayon?

A Strayola

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Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)