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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!