Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!