Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!