What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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Because all of the fans left.

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Russell

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Leningrad

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WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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A. It saves them a lot of time.

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There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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Because women love digging up the past.

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She outgrew her B shells.

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They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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Air to the bone

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It's finger licking good.

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TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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