Greasy Box Jokes

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.