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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

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What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!