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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.