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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Who's at fault?

The man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!