What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.