What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)