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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.