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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.