Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.