Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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Gristle While You Work!

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.