Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.