Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.