Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.