Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

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What did the little Mexican boy get for Christmas?

My bike.

What do you call a Mexican protein?

Amigo Acid

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.