Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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What do you call an old Mexican woman?

A bean bag.

What do you call a small Mexican?

A paragraph.

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.