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Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement?

Gey protein.

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.