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Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.