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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

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Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.