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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

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