What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*