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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Where's the fire ma'am?

Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.