What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.