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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.