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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!