What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

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Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor