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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor