What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down