What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.