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Nice Day Jokes

What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Russian Spy Jokes More Russian Spy Jokes

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Bitterly Cold Day Jokes More Bitterly Cold Day Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.