Have a NICE day!
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Thanks for the mammaries.
I can't get pasteurize.
This is a bomb in a bull.
They use 2-in-1 shampoo
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
Nothing - they've never met.
Because then he will always be in prime.
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.
Ba dum
A Russian spy.
They have to use their Endor voices.
A clam shouter.