Nice Day Jokes

Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Russian Spy Jokes More Russian Spy Jokes

Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Bastille Day Jokes More Bastille Day Jokes

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.