Nice Day Jokes

Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Bastille Day Jokes More Bastille Day Jokes

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days