Bastille Day Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

Because they would all surrender.

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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Who is the most famous cow in France?

Albert Camoo

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

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What's a mouse's favourite record?

Please cheese me!

What is the most independent kind of cheese?

Prov alone.

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How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

What do you call a french racist?

A beget!

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!