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Bastille Day Jokes

What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Nice Day Jokes More Nice Day Jokes

What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!