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What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Nice Day Jokes More Nice Day Jokes

What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do the French call 4/20?

80

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

Bastille Jokes More Bastille Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)