Bastille Day Jokes

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Bastille Jokes More Bastille Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese?

Gorgon*zola

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What does surrender mean?

I said, "I give up."

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Nice Day Jokes More Nice Day Jokes

Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.