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What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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Kilometrey Cyrus.

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There was nothing left but de Brie.

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The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

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What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"

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How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

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A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

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What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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A firequaker!

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework