Bastille Day Jokes

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Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Nice Day Jokes More Nice Day Jokes

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Who's there! Bologna! Bologna who?

Bologna & cheese!

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What does surrender mean?

I said, "I give up."

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)