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Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

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What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.