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Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.