Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

She thought it was Diet Coke.