Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think you're doing?

The observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What's a Japanese person's hangover cure?

Soba Noodles