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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads