Who was the best actor in the bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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Who was the best actor in the bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.