Who was the best actor in the Bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

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When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

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Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

For the drizzle

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

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What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.