What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

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What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks