What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.