Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Virgin airlines.
I came, I upvoted, I reposted.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
You can't mash Frankenstein.
A chicken sedan.
When it's ajar.
Parachute
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
No telemarketers.
You can't get to the root of the problem.
He worked it out with a pencil!
Hushpuppies.
Shut up